It would be unwise of you, seeing as I am a God, of course.
Though I suppose I might start paying attention to you, now.
You may be a God, but that doesn’t really mean much to me. In my eyes, you’re just Loki. Sorry, dearest.
Now? You didn’t before? Ouch.
That is incredibly stupid of you, Little Bird… I like it.
What did you expect, Barton? I do what I want.
I never claimed to be smart.

Well, in all honesty, I expected you to treat me like you love me.
Is that so? Is that what happens when you attain the title ‘fiance’?
Well, kinda. We’re supposed to be equals now more than ever. Not to say that I’m going to ignore everything you tell me to do.
It would be unwise of you, seeing as I am a God, of course.
Though I suppose I might start paying attention to you, now.
You may be a God, but that doesn’t really mean much to me. In my eyes, you’re just Loki. Sorry, dearest.

Now? You didn’t before? Ouch.
Nothing, nothing at all. Now hush.
Actually, you can’t really order me around anymore.
Is that so? Is that what happens when you attain the title ‘fiance’?
Well, kinda. We’re supposed to be equals now more than ever. Not to say that I’m going to ignore everything you tell me to do.

ooc;
All my ships die a fiery death and sink to the bottom of the sea. At least once. And then they come back.

I… what?
You actually..? What of Tho- Strike that thought, I care not.
What was that?
Nothing, nothing at all. Now hush.
Actually, you can’t really order me around anymore.

ooc;
UsedtobeFree Shippers
I’m sorry
It’s not even
my fault
I

Don’t hate me
There is something —an emotion, to which I never thought I would feel towards anyone, much less towards you. Love sounds to be something of an understatement, for I love you to a calibre of unmatched vehemency.
I adore you, Agent Barton, and would gladly do anything for you. And for this reason, on this evening, I ask of you.
Clint Barton, Little Bird, would you do me the honour of marrying me?
What?
I… I mean… I didn’t see this coming from a mile away. I know you would…and I would do the same for you. Well, I already have to a point. I’ve fought to protect you and defended your name… you know, fuck this fluffy shit.
Yes.
I… what?
You actually..? What of Tho- Strike that thought, I care not.
What was that?


oH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS JUST TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN ON MY DASH O M G
Yeah? I like that song too.
